Good Luck Mr Gorsky

I came upon a story so good I have to share it. It is not true, but it is funny.

Everyone knows that when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." However, following that, he said "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Nobody knew what he was talking about. NASA could find no record of a Gorsky in The American or Soviet space programs and Armstrong refused to explain.

Twenty six years later, a reporter asked the question again. This time Armstrong said, "Mr. Gorsky is dead, so now I can tell you the story."

"When I was a boy, we played baseball in the back yard. One day the ball went over the fence and I went to the Gorsky's yard to retrieve it. As I picked up the ball under the Gorsky's open window, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mrs. Gorsky."

She said, "SEX! You want sex? You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!