Saturday, February 28, 2009

The DV Problem

The online cruiser community has been having very active debates about anchoring rights and the problem of DVs. DV means Derelict Vessel.

In reality, there are two closely related problems. A truly derelict vessel is an abandoned one. It might be abandoned while riding at anchor, or it may be sunk or perhaps run aground in shallow waters or on shore. Not surprisingly, in the aftermath of hurricanes, the population of DVs soars. A quasi-derelict vessel fits the same description except that there are people living on board.

Both kinds of DVs can constitute visual blight. They can be just as ugly and just as objectionable as junk cars abandoned along the roads. Property owners who see DVs every time they look our their expensive windows, are especially incised. On the other hand, there are few waterfronts in the whole world that don't have some DVs and many people consider them picturesque. Remember though, that the skeletons of wrecked pirate ships will rot and disintegrate with time. Plastic hulls will not.

Quasi-DVs with people on board have the further problem of having toilets that must eventually drain their waste directly in to the water, unless they arrange for some kind of pump-out. Cruisers do use pump-outs. Even though studies show that the actual pollution caused by DVs is a negligibly small fraction of total water pollution, they make a highly visible and irritating source that elevates their true negative impact.

Florida and other states are finding it very difficult to pass laws to get rid of DVs. Making a written legal definition of DV is hard. Making laws that are easy and inexpensive to enforce is hard. Especially difficult is the problem of making a law that draws a clear line defining the difference between undesirable quasi-DVs, desirable cruisers like us, and the continuum of intermediate cases. Existing laws about abandoned vessels, and illegal discharge of waste don’t work well in practice for whatever reason.

Rather than fix those laws, frustrated DV opponents are trying a different and tangential approach -- they are trying to restrict anchoring for everybody. Basically, they hope to use the number of days at anchor to define the difference between DVs and cruisers. Of course, all cruisers and desirable cruisers are up in arms in opposition.

To be fair, remember that cruisers start from a pretty privileged point. Imagine someone being allowed to park a car on the side of the road and to live there rent free and tax free for years. The boating tradition differs greatly from land traditions. Nevertheless, no matter how unfairly rights are distributed, they need to be defended.

The current DV controversy is a good illustration of the atrocious way we go about making laws in our American Democracy. For example, economic stimulus bill passed last week was 1200 pages long, and legislators had only from midnight to 10AM to read it. The result was that nobody knew what they were voting for but this week it is the law of the land. Worse, when we make bad laws, we don’t go back to correct them; rather we tend to pass new laws with a different approach. Over the long term, our law books become encrusted with bad laws like barnacles on the hulls of those DVs. Our system sucks. By the way, I first became libertarian because of exactly this disgust with the efficacy of our government.

We were exposed to a somewhat different system when we lived in Sweden. There the authorities have much more discretion (At least in some cases they do, in other cases they’re just the opposite). I’m thinking of an example in their welfare system. There, a poor person who wants a new sofa can go to the authorities and ask for the money to buy one. There is no written rule about sofas. The applicant has to convince the authority and the authority has to apply his or her best judgment. We abhor that in the USA. We proudly say, “We are a country of laws,” meaning that the laws and regulations must be in written form, leaving little room for discretion. We want a rule defning when a person is entitled to a sofa, and then the applicant can go to the authority and demand one rather than beg for one.

In pop culture, we do the same. Think of the Sheriff in the book and movie Rambo, First Blood. The local sheriff used his discretion and judgment to decide that war hero Rambo was an undesirable. The audience was led to think of the Sheriff as a villain who abused his power. We hate it when authorities act arbitrarily, and we consider exercise of judgment without explanation arbitrary. So which is the cause and which is the effect. Does popular culture shape public opinion, or visa versa? I don’t know.

In the context of DVs, I can say that the rational solution to the problem would be to give the officials the authority to say, “I know a DV when I see one,” and to act with authority on that judgment. We won’t do that though. We’re too afraid of petty tyrants abusing that power. In Sweden, they do not expect abuse or incompetence in government, and in most cases they get what they expect.

The whole point of this blog post is: one would think that since we depend so much on written laws, that we would be much more careful in forrmulating them; yet we aren't.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Busted Plans

Marathon, FL
No LL

We had planned on departing today. Yesterday morning I listen to Chris Parker's weather report at 0630. The weather window is collapsing, with the beginning time getting later and the ending time getting earlier. I decided to change plans. This morning's report was worse. The weather window now is only 12 hours long. That's not enough. We have to travel 200 natutical miles, so we need more than 48 hours.

My friend Richard on Viking Rose called last night. They too decided that the window was not long enough. Richard said something that rang a bell. He said, "This boat is our home." Libby and I feel exactly the same way. It is not merely death or injuries or abandoning ship that we fear; we must not risk damage that might make the boat unlivible or unusable for an extended period. That makes for an extra degree of caution. When your boat is your home, your only home, you become unwilling to take unnecesary chances with it.

Since we are no longer in a hurry to leave, I bought a copy of the New York Times as a special treat. With newspapers in the USA dying like flies, it becomes apparent that The Wall Street Journal and the New York Times may be the only two non-tabloid non-free papers that will survive. They are both sold nationally. They both offer an order of magnitude more original content and feature articles than do local newspapers. They are also smart enough to raise their prices as competing papers fail. Here in Marathon, the WSJ costs $2 and the NYT costs $1.50.

Thursdays are the best value days to buy the NYT. For some reason, their best feature arcticles appear on that day. Yesterday we read an article that blew our minds. I recommend you read it fast before it disappears from the online pages. It is My Monkey, My Self, and it is about people who keep monkeys as pets. Libby and I both found the stories amazing. It illustrates to us how powerful our genetically programmed behaviors can be.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ready to Go

Marathon, FL
No LL

We're moving in to high gear to get to the bottom of our to-do list so that we can leave for The Bahamas.

Last week I climbed the mast to lubricate the sail track. The night after that, the anchor light stopped working. That wasn't good because this is the week that the Florida Wildlife Commission is touring the harbor and giving $65 tickets to boats with no anchor light. I scrambled to get out our classical oil burning anchor light. It's a good standby.

This morning, I bought a LED replacement for our anchor light bulb and climbed the mast again. This time, Dennis from Noble House helped hoist me up. I replaced the bulb, and it didn't light. Uh Oh. Then I wiggled the wires and it lit. Aha! I thought. Last week when climbing the mast the spinnaker halyard that I used as backup safety line when climbing the mast must have pressed on the anchor light wire and disconnected it. I taped up the wires so that they would not be affected by the halyard. We'll see tonight if the light comes on automatically as it should. If not, I'll have to go up the mast again tomorrow.

This evening we are going to a meeting of Bahama bound skippers, then we go to a pot luck dinner, and finally for an evening of playing cards on board Albion.

Tomorrow we buy provisions for 2 months with no grocery stores, and clean the bottom and the propeller. Friday, we refuel and then depart for Rodriguez Key. At Rodriguez, we'll rendezvous with Viking Rose and depart with them on Saturday for Bimini. The favorable weather window is tightening somewhat, but we'll go anyhow.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

APOD


This must be one of the most beautiful photographs I've ever seen. It was taken during an annular eclipse of the sun.

I got the picture at APOD, the Astronomy Pictures Of the Day web site. I have been visiting APOD daily since 1996. It is one of the top 10 web pages on the whole Internet.

I recommend that you the same as I do. Make it your default home page so that you see it every day. You'll be enchanted and educated at the same time.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Children of Jamacian Bobsledders

Marathon, FL
No LL

Children of Jamacian Bobsledders was one of the definitions proposed for the word sarapapox in the Balderdash game we went to yesterday. In a previous game memormagi was defined as mothers-in-law of the three wise men. Many thanks to Reggie and Teri on Blue Topaz who introduced us to that game.

No other game that we know leads almost inevitably to people getting silly, and enjoying deep genuine belly laughs -- in other words, everyone has a great time. I recommend Balderdash as a game that everyone should try. You can play it with 4 or more people. Our copy of the original game we bought used on Ebay.

We also enjoy Bananagrams. That game was introduced to us by Pat and Walt on Wings of Eagles. That game you can play with 2 or more people.

Both games satisfy an important criteria. They require very little space to store.