Sunday, August 18, 2013

Do Zombies Poop

South Burlington, Vermont

I came upon something very fun. Go to google.com and type the word "do " into the search box. Then type a space and e letter "a" or "b" or any other letter, phrase or word. Then, watch what suggestions Google's autocomplete has for you to complete the search. These suggestions are based on today's most popular search terms, so they reflect what is truly the most probable completions of your query.

For example, I typed "do men" and Google suggested "DO MEN HAVE PERIODS"

Here are a few more gems that I turned up.

DO NEANDERTHALS GO TO HEAVEN
DO NEGATIVE NUMBERS EXIST
DO WOMEN LIKE BALD MEN
DO BAIL BONDSMEN TAKE CHECKS
DO BALL PYTHON BITES HURT
DO BAPTISTS DRINK
DO VULTURES HURT
DO CANADIANS LIKE AMERICANS
DO SAILORS CURSE
DO SATANISTS BELIEVE IN SATAN
DO HERPES HURT
DO LLAMAS SPIT
DO LEECHES HURT
DO MAGIC MUSHROOMS GO BAD
DO GUYS LIKE VIRGINS
DO HICKEYS HURT
DO IRS AGENTS CARRY GUNS
DO KEGELS WORK
DO ZOMBIES POOP


I think I have too much time on my hands. 

2 comments:

  1. Wow, Dick. You REALLY need to get back to the boat!

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  2. Dick, I tried this and when I typed "do a" one of the auto completions was "do a barrel roll" and the whole page rotated 360 degrees as if I was doing one.

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